2014 Classic: The Sony Hack
Why was the executive nervous? Because he realized that his “confidential” emails about wanting a better coffee machine might be leaked to the world. Part… Read More »2014 Classic: The Sony Hack
2014 Classic: The Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
The monkeys have horses and guns now. I’m officially moving to a desert island with no trees. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014… Read More »2014 Classic: The Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
2013 Archive: The Neon Sign
“The original Instagram filter.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Mayan Prophecy Sermon
The youth pastor dressing up in a full survival gear outfit for the Sunday sermon, using a massive countdown clock to explain why the end… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Mayan Prophecy Sermon
2012 Classic: Album of the Year
Why 21? Because it’s the only album that is 100% scientifically proven to make you text your ex. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Classic: Album of the Year
2012 Classic: The End of Days
I told her if the world ends, I want to be with her. She asked why. I said, “Because ten minutes with you feels like… Read More »2012 Classic: The End of Days
2011 Legacy: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer bring a “Angry Birds” plushie to the settlement? To show what happens to people who “mess with his nest.” Part of… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Negotiation
2010 Vintage: The Mad Men Three-peat
Why did it win Best Drama again? Because Don Draper drinks so much whiskey that the Academy is afraid to sober him up for fear… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Mad Men Three-peat
2009 Vintage: The Lace
I’m “tie-ing.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The “Birther” Rumors Begin
Why did they start in 2008? To prove that in American politics, if you can’t beat someone’s “Hope,” you just question their “Home.” Part of… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “Birther” Rumors Begin