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2009 Vintage: The Lace

 I’m “tie-ing.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tripod_Member02/23/2004 10:48Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Jordan_Fan_2303/17/2009 12:24Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Ghostbusters_V01/13/2009 02:05Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Anchorman_Ron04/22/2011 20:10I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@One_Does_Not_S03/29/2008 14:15One does not simply read one joke.
@Afk_For_Laughs07/10/2003 23:34Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Fred_Channel_0611/11/2005 05:29HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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