1998 Legacy: The Britney Spears Fan
“Hit me, baby, one more time… with a 60-watt bulb!” Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Legacy: The Billing Cycle
Why did the lawyer charge his client for a dream? He said it was “subconscious legal strategy development.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Billing Cycle
1997 Archive: The Laser Pointer Ban
The emergency school assembly called because someone kept shining a tiny red dot onto the chalkboard right next to the history teacher’s head. Part of… Read More »1997 Archive: The Laser Pointer Ban
1997 Classic: The Bubble Gum Tape Record
Seeing who could stuff the longest continuous strip of pink bubble gum into their mouth during a boring library session without the librarian noticing. Part… Read More »1997 Classic: The Bubble Gum Tape Record
1997 Classic: The Good Will Hunting
I tried to solve a math problem on the fridge. She told me to stop writing on the appliances. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1997 Classic: The Good Will Hunting
1996 Archive: The Bag Phone Lifeline
Lugging a three-pound zippered leather pouch containing a car-powered mobile phone just to call from the supermarket parking lot to ask if Grandma needs whole… Read More »1996 Archive: The Bag Phone Lifeline
1996 Vintage: The Fax Machine Dilemma
Why did the lawyer fax a blank piece of paper? He wanted to bill his client for a “telephonic written consultation.” Part of the 48… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Fax Machine Dilemma
1996 Vintage: The Referral
I asked my primary care doctor for a specialist referral. He gave me a compass, a map, and a 1-800 number that’s been busy since… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Referral
1996 Vintage: The Nintendo 64 Focus
Why was the breakroom so crowded? The “Productivity Committee” was testing the new 64-bit graphics. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Nintendo 64 Focus