Why did the lawyer fax a blank piece of paper? He wanted to bill his client for a “telephonic written consultation.”
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Posting this to my own wall right now!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!