Why did the lawyer charge his client for a dream? He said it was “subconscious legal strategy development.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
The power of three... laughs!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?