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1998 Legacy: The Billing Cycle

 Why did the lawyer charge his client for a dream? He said it was “subconscious legal strategy development.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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