2001 Legacy: The Launch of XM Satellite Radio
Why were we paying for radio? Because the 2001 dream was to drive from New York to LA without ever losing your favorite 80s pop… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Launch of XM Satellite Radio
2000 Classic: The Cake
She baked a “Millennium Fruitcake.” It’s so hard, I’m using it as a wheel chock for the minivan. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Classic: The Cake
2000 Classic: The Pizza
She told the pizza delivery guy that his car was “an eyesore to the community.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium… Read More »2000 Classic: The Pizza
2000 Legacy: The Pill Logic
“Is this pill ‘smart’?” “It’s smarter than you—it knows exactly how to find your wallet.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Pill Logic
2000 Archive: The Craig David “Born to Do It”
Why seven days? For proving that UK Garage could be the smoothest music on the planet. Part of the 35 Musician & Rock Star Jokes:… Read More »2000 Archive: The Craig David “Born to Do It”
2000 Vintage: Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore & Lucy Liu (Charlie’s Angels)
Why were they flipping their hair so much? Because in 2000, “Girl Power” meant doing high-kicks in leather while Destiny’s Child sang in the background.… Read More »2000 Vintage: Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore & Lucy Liu (Charlie’s Angels)
1999 Vintage: The Census 2000 Prep
Why was the government so excited? Because they got to spend billions of dollars to count how many people were planning to hide in their… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Census 2000 Prep
1999 Legacy: The Nokia Snake Player
One, but they have to eat 50 dots before they can reach the socket. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Nokia Snake Player
1999 Vintage: The Flat Screen CRT
Why was the designer so proud? His monitor was still 50 pounds, but the glass was finally “flat.” Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Flat Screen CRT
1998 Legacy: The Billing Cycle
Why did the lawyer charge his client for a dream? He said it was “subconscious legal strategy development.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Billing Cycle