2008 Archive: The Beer Price
A guy says, “Beer is cheaper than gas!” The bartender says, “Drink enough of it and you won’t care about the commute.” Part of the… Read More »2008 Archive: The Beer Price
2008 Archive: The Economic Physical
My doctor checked my pulse and said, “Your heart is doing better than my 401(k), so at least one of us is surviving 2008.” Part… Read More »2008 Archive: The Economic Physical
2008 Classic: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2008 Classic: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
2007 Archive: The Britney Spears “Meltdown”
Why did politicians love this? Because as long as Britney was shaving her head, nobody was looking at the crumbling banking system. Part of the… Read More »2007 Archive: The Britney Spears “Meltdown”
2007 Legacy: The Freudian Slip
When you mean to say “I’ll call you,” but you say “I’ll bill you.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch &… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Freudian Slip
2006 Classic: The Little Miss Sunshine Van
A movie that made me realize that every family is a disaster, but at least we don’t have to push our car to start it.… Read More »2006 Classic: The Little Miss Sunshine Van
2006 Classic: The BloodRayne Massacre
Why was Uwe Boll a target? Because he turned a vampire video game into a movie so bad it made the actual Bubonic Plague look… Read More »2006 Classic: The BloodRayne Massacre
2006 Classic: The Twitter
I just sent my first tweet. I’m finally “flapping” my wings in the social circle. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” &… Read More »2006 Classic: The Twitter
2006 Legacy: The 2006 Wrap-Up
She said 2006 was a good year, mostly because she found 63 new ways to tell me I’m wrong. Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2006 Legacy: The 2006 Wrap-Up
2005 Classic: The Peach
I’m “just” feeling fuzzy inside. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified