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2007 Legacy: The Freudian Slip

When you mean to say “I’ll call you,” but you say “I’ll bill you.”

Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Player_Fan11/25/2002 18:18Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Java_Applet_User01/07/1997 14:28This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Men_In_Black_K06/04/2010 13:17We are the best kept secret... of humor.
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@He_Man_Power05/28/1995 04:41I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

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