My doctor checked my pulse and said, “Your heart is doing better than my 401(k), so at least one of us is surviving 2008.”
Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon's Hobby
"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The End
"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
2025 Vintage: The MRI
"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
I see you... laughing!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Heh heh heh. Good one.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!