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2006 Classic: The BloodRayne Massacre

 Why was Uwe Boll a target? Because he turned a vampire video game into a movie so bad it made the actual Bubonic Plague look like a mild inconvenience.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Basic Instinct 2, Little Man & Scary Parodies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Mean_Girls_Regina09/27/1999 00:24Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@MP3_Encoder06/23/2008 14:55128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Celebrity_DM10/05/2009 13:35Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Digimon_Tamer02/22/2015 13:10My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@E_T_Phone_Home01/21/1997 18:33E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Liger_Owner_X09/03/2002 05:41It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Grinds_My_Gears09/15/2002 00:36You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Protoss_Pylon09/24/2006 03:22You must construct additional laughs!
@Wall_Post_Hero06/11/1998 23:59Posting this to my own wall right now!

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