2016 Vintage: The Pokémon Gym

“Is this bar a gym?” “No, it’s a place for adults to forget they’re playing kids’ games on their phones.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

"100% human-poured and carbonated."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro10/21/1995 11:59Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Home_Alone_Kevin01/20/2006 06:21Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Winamp_Skin_Maker10/14/2013 17:00Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Beverly_Hills_9021002/02/1999 10:51The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette02/25/2011 22:16I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@CatDog_Alone03/09/2012 16:03One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Flashdance_What10/18/2000 12:30What a feeling! (Being funny).