I just filmed my breakfast with perfectly symmetrical framing and a yellow tint while looking straight into the camera with a deadpan expression. 2023 is the year my life became an aesthetic indie film.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically Verified
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Not bad. Not bad at all.