2000 Classic: The Pizza

She told the pizza delivery guy that his car was “an eyesore to the community.”

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2019, we were all trying to avoid spoilers for Avengers: ...read more »

The wife said: “What are we going to do?” “Nothing,” said the hus...read more »

A man is walking in the park when he sees his friend looking very...read more »

Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was ...read more »

First man “I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mothe...read more »

My mother-in-law told me: „My son would have been a millionaire i...read more »

You know, I don’t know what I’d do without my mother-in-law – but...read more »

My mother-in-law said to me one day, “One of these days I’m going...read more »

Green thumbs and sharp tongues in the backyard.My mother-in-law t...read more »

A man was driving with his mother-in-law when she turned to him a...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

In the court of family humor, the case is closed.The judge asked ...read more »

In 1996, the world was dancing the Macarena, the movie Indep...read more »

Mother in law got pulled over. Cop asked: "Whats in the bottle?" ...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan12/12/1999 04:58Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle03/09/1999 22:54What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Britney_Spears_Fan11/02/2007 05:32Oops, I laughed again!

@Chocolate_Rain08/30/1999 01:41I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@About_Dot_Com01/23/1995 17:53The human guide to online humor.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair05/07/2003 09:14I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!