She told the pizza delivery guy that his car was “an eyesore to the community.”
Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2013 Legacy: The Pope
We got a new Pope in 2013. My mother-in-law said, "White smoke? That’s what usually happens when... read more »
We got a new Pope in 2013. My mother-in-law said, "White smoke? That’s what usually happens when... read more »
2. 2025 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
3. 2013 Archive: The Cleaning
She brought a high-powered flashlight to the guest room. She said she’s looking for "dust, or a ... read more »
She brought a high-powered flashlight to the guest room. She said she’s looking for "dust, or a ... read more »
4. 2012 Classic: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy his car was "an insult to the neighborhood's aesthetic."Part of the 59 Mo... read more »
She told the pizza guy his car was "an insult to the neighborhood's aesthetic."Part of the 59 Mo... read more »
5. 2007 Vintage: The App Store
I told her there’s an app for everything. She asked if there’s one that makes me "remotely usefu... read more »
I told her there’s an app for everything. She asked if there’s one that makes me "remotely usefu... read more »
6. 1997 Archive: The Hat
She bought a hat so big it has its own zip code.Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Ti... read more »
She bought a hat so big it has its own zip code.Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Ti... read more »
7. 2010 Archive: The Kindle
She asked if her Kindle can read my mind. I said no. She said, "Good, I’d hate to be bored by wh... read more »
She asked if her Kindle can read my mind. I said no. She said, "Good, I’d hate to be bored by wh... read more »
8. 2014 Classic: The Sitcom
She says Big Bang Theory is unrealistic because "smart people would never hang out with someone ... read more »
She says Big Bang Theory is unrealistic because "smart people would never hang out with someone ... read more »
9. 2015 Vintage: The Google (Part 12)
She asked Google, "How to transfer a mother-in-law's consciousness into an Apple Watch?" Google ... read more »
She asked Google, "How to transfer a mother-in-law's consciousness into an Apple Watch?" Google ... read more »
10. 1999 Archive: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy that his crust was "lacking integrity."Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes... read more »
She told the pizza guy that his crust was "lacking integrity."Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes... read more »
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[2011-11-14 ARCHIVE_LOG]ChatRoom_Queen: A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
[2009-12-11 ARCHIVE_LOG]Java_Applet_User: This joke is more portable than a Java app!
[2014-02-04 ARCHIVE_LOG]C++_Dev_98: I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
[2012-01-16 ARCHIVE_LOG]Student_Life_01: Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
[1997-02-01 ARCHIVE_LOG]CRT_Degauss: BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
[1997-05-13 ARCHIVE_LOG]Memento_Guy: Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
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