2000 Legacy: The Pill Logic

“Is this pill ‘smart’?” “It’s smarter than you—it knows exactly how to find your wallet.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan12/30/2012 16:17I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Toy_Story_Woody01/05/1997 19:02There is a joke in my boot!

@Men_In_Black_K05/16/2014 23:07We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Winamp_Playlist12/30/2010 17:31Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei08/22/2000 20:16You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Bebo_Lover_0502/28/2005 04:07Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan02/04/2008 22:09Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

@I_See_What_You03/30/2004 01:04I see what you did there. Clever!