I asked my primary care doctor for a specialist referral. He gave me a compass, a map, and a 1-800 number that’s been busy since 1994.
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
That was super fast and super funny!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
The magic man... is laughing!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!