1997 Archive: The Laser Pointer Ban

The emergency school assembly called because someone kept shining a tiny red dot onto the chalkboard right next to the history teacher’s head.

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@Tamagotchi_Dad12/27/2009 23:59Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Msdos_Expert10/24/1997 02:30DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Inkjet_Printers12/10/2008 10:00Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan02/09/2000 15:00I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Celebrity_DM05/27/2007 01:45Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Bill_Nye_Fan01/15/2001 01:34Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Charlie_Bit_Me08/10/2015 01:42Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@HotBot_User07/07/2010 20:05Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.