2011 Legacy: The Negotiation

Why did the lawyer bring a “Angry Birds” plushie to the settlement? To show what happens to people who “mess with his nest.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

@AOL_Instant_Msg02/21/2002 11:37I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Bill_Nye_Fan01/24/2002 12:21Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Liger_Owner_X08/20/2014 12:00It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Rocket_Jumper02/24/2003 14:51This humor took me to new heights!

@Salad_Fingers_F04/22/2004 16:23I like it when the jokes are... rusty.