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2014 Classic: The Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

 The monkeys have horses and guns now. I’m officially moving to a desert island with no trees.

Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict01/22/1999 07:11LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Avatar_Na_vi10/06/2000 21:54I see you... laughing!
@CatDog_Alone07/10/1996 17:42One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Borat_Very_Nice06/22/2012 06:19Very nice! Great success!
@Ring_Member_9810/27/2009 11:38Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Delicious_Links09/08/2014 15:35Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

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