The monkeys have horses and guns now. I’m officially moving to a desert island with no trees.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
I see you... laughing!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Very nice! Great success!
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Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!