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2012 Vintage: The Mayan Prophecy Sermon

The youth pastor dressing up in a full survival gear outfit for the Sunday sermon, using a massive countdown clock to explain why the end of the Mayan calendar is actually the perfect metaphor for cleaning out your spiritual closet before December 21st.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro10/25/2001 12:49Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Hotmail_Checker06/06/2005 21:33Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Napster_User_9910/12/2000 09:06Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Harry_Potter_Hermione04/22/2001 02:20It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Unix_Wizard06/17/2013 16:00sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@DVD_Rom_King02/18/1996 14:41More capacity for humor on this site!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H09/02/2008 09:07Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Animated_Mail_G11/30/2006 20:29The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@True_Story_Neil09/13/2004 22:54True story! I was there!

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