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2020 Classic: The Movie Ticket Bookmark

Opening a heavy pew Bible to check a reading for the streaming script and finding a glossy ticket stub from a January screening of 1917 marking the page.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition
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2024 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
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2025 Vintage: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SouthPark_Stan12/07/2014 11:40Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Binary_Boy01/27/2003 18:5701001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Kazaa_Leecher02/11/1999 13:15I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Project_Mayhem07/10/2011 06:00Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@CounterStrike_Pro03/29/2009 03:13Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Afk_For_Laughs05/02/1996 16:13Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Rocket_Jumper06/25/2011 12:40This humor took me to new heights!
@Mind_Blown_Gif08/10/2013 22:42*Boom* - there goes my brain!
@Face_Palm_0112/30/2013 04:47Classic. Simply classic.
@Web_2_0_Fan09/22/2003 21:42This is the future of humor!

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