2020 Classic: The Selfie

Why did the blonde try to take a photo of her brain? She heard it was the only way to prove it was still “online.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk ...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the viral "The Dress" debate (was it...read more »

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? 100 – one to...read more »

A blonde walks into a library and whispers "Can I have a burger a...read more »

What do you call a blonde with a map? Lost.read more »

A blonde was trying to learn how to use her new smartphone. She a...read more »

Step back into the year of lockdowns, endless Zoom calls, and the...read more »

A blonde thought the airplane was huge because it said "Boeing" o...read more »

A blonde went to the bank to open a savings account. The teller a...read more »

A blonde was filling out a job application. When she got to the q...read more »

How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.read more »

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both emp...read more »

A blonde was asked to describe her perfect date. She said "Friday...read more »

A blonde tried to sell her vacuum cleaner because it was just col...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic09/16/1999 03:08This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Buffy_Summers_9703/16/1997 14:38Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Student_Life_0108/20/2001 02:06Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Floppy_Fanatic10/26/2007 12:59Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@He_Man_Power07/17/2015 20:23I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Chain_Mail_Hater05/07/2004 06:26I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Nyan_Cat_Space03/04/2013 18:36Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Friendster_Ghost02/03/2009 20:10Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@Fred_Channel_0608/10/2008 19:44HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!