2014 Vintage: Destiny (The Game)

Why was the son “Grinding”? Because he spent 500 hours shooting into a cave just to get a blue helmet.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »

In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »

A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »

Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »

Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the i...read more »

In 2024, Christmas felt like a fever dream. We were all trying to...read more »

In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a&nbsp...read more »

In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »

Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You do a...read more »

Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »

Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »

Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »

In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »

Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »

@C++_Dev_9810/13/1997 02:09I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Pi_Mathematics07/01/2012 13:44Finding the patterns in the humor.

@CatDog_Alone02/10/2004 09:31One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry02/14/2011 23:44In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Grinds_My_Gears04/21/2002 09:04You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Prodigy_User_X06/29/2010 20:52Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Second_Life_Avy12/07/2007 00:53In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Spawn_Camper_J07/07/2007 22:40I’m staying right here until I read every joke.