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2017 Legacy: The Bill

“Why is there an ‘AI Processing Fee’?” “Because the computer had to think really hard to come up with such a high number.”

Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Vitamin
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2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT 5.0
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The Broken Leg
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2025 Archive: The Longevity 2
"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger08/20/2005 06:22M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Diablo_Cow_Level10/27/2006 19:43There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Msdos_Expert06/26/2015 05:09DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Britney_Spears_Fan10/03/1998 07:42Oops, I laughed again!
@Animorphs_X05/15/1997 09:09I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo03/19/2012 20:50Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Excite_User_9708/18/2012 23:00This site is very exciting!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat05/19/2014 21:01Heh heh heh. Good one.

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