2016 Archive: The Sing Movie

“I’m a singing gorilla!” “No, you’re just a loud husband in the shower. Keep it down.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"The AI says I have 'Techno-Stress'." "Is there a cure?" "Yes, i...read more »

New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »

When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »

Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »

Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »

"Wake Up Dead Man!" "I'm trying, but the coffee hasn't kicked in...read more »

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »

A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »

"I’m doing the new dance!" "You look like you’re trying to shake...read more »

"I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »

Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey? A: ...read more »

"I’m training for the GTA VI release!" "By running?" "No, by sit...read more »

"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »

Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch12/06/1999 14:37There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Linux_Distro_Fan03/24/1998 10:26Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Shrek_Donkey08/05/2002 03:52And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Starship_Troopers05/29/1996 05:48I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Green_Day_Fan12/04/2004 04:27Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Charlie_Bit_Me02/20/2010 09:20Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Happy_Tree_Fans11/30/2002 20:16So cute, yet so funny! LOL!