2009 Vintage: The Penélope Cruz Victory
Why did she win for Vicky Cristina Barcelona? Because she proved that if you scream in Spanish at Javier Bardem for two hours, the Academy… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Penélope Cruz Victory
2009 Legacy: The Launch of Kickstarter
Why were we “backing” things? Because someone decided that the best way to fund a potato salad or a smart watch was to ask 10,000… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Launch of Kickstarter
2007 Classic: The Bar Snack
“Are these nuts Bluetooth enabled?” “No, they’re just salty.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The “How to Save a Life” The Fray
Another song for when things go wrong in a medical drama. My life feels like a season finale. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2006 Classic: The “How to Save a Life” The Fray
2006 Archive: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index… Read More »2006 Archive: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
2006 Legacy: The Facebook Open
A guy says, “Now everyone can join Facebook, not just college kids!” The bartender says, “Great, now my mom can see what I do at work.” Part… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Facebook Open
2006 Archive: The Little Miss Sunshine
“We’re going on a family road trip in a yellow van!” “If the clutch breaks, I’m leaving all of you in Arizona.” Part of the 50… Read More »2006 Archive: The Little Miss Sunshine
2005 Vintage: The Bank Interest
Why did the dad put his money in the garden? He wanted to “grow” his savings. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Bank Interest
2003 Classic: The “Hey Ya!” Shake
André 3000 told us to shake it like a Polaroid picture, but Polaroid officially asked us to stop because it actually ruins the photo. Part… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Hey Ya!” Shake
2003 Archive: Freddy vs. Jason
Why were the two monsters fighting? Because the 80s called and wanted to know who would win in a dream-slash-lake-cabin battle. Part of the 39… Read More »2003 Archive: Freddy vs. Jason