2017 Vintage: The 2017 Exit
“Why was 2017 so weird?” “Because it was the year we realized that reality is just a suggestion and memes are the new law.” Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The 2017 Exit
2017 Archive: The Draft Beer
“Non-fungible and ready to drink.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The James Corden Carpool Karaoke
Why were the travelers singing so loud in the rental car? Because they thought they were on a segment of The Late Late Show. Part of… Read More »2016 Archive: The James Corden Carpool Karaoke
2015 Classic: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.… Read More »2015 Classic: The Decaf Coffee Verification
2015 Archive: The One-Trick Pony
He’s still doing the “Gangnam Style” in 2015. I told him he’s a “Legacy Act.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch… Read More »2015 Archive: The One-Trick Pony
2014 Legacy: The Hozier Fan
“Take me to church… I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of the 100-watt.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Hozier Fan
2014 Vintage: The VCR Chronological Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2014 Vintage: The VCR Chronological Freeze
2014 Archive: The Stress 2
“You’re stressed about your ‘Digital Reputation’.” “What’s that?” “Something you’ll lose if you keep posting those hospital selfies.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Archive: The Stress 2
2014 Legacy: The Brad Pitt Pizza Passing
Why was he handing out napkins? Because when you’re Brad Pitt, you can make “Waiter” look like a leading role. Part of the 42 Oscars… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Brad Pitt Pizza Passing
2013 Vintage: The Bitcoin Peak (First One)
Why was the IT guy acting like a millionaire? Because he found a hard drive with 10 Bitcoins he bought in 2010 for $1. Part… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Bitcoin Peak (First One)