2020 Classic: The “Invisible Enemy”
Why did the President call the virus that? Because it’s much harder to “build a wall” against something that doesn’t show up on a radar… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Invisible Enemy”
2020 Legacy: The GPS Voice
Why did the blonde argue with her car? She heard the GPS say “Recalculating” and thought it was criticizing her math skills. Part of the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The GPS Voice
2018 Archive: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament
The senior ministry hosting a virtual bowling and tennis championship in the fellowship hall, which ends abruptly when an elderly lady accidentally throws the wireless… Read More »2018 Archive: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament
2018 Vintage: The Best Animated Short
Why did Dear Basketball win? Because Kobe’s jump shot is just as good in 2D. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2018 “Shape of… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Best Animated Short
2018 Classic: Travis Scott (Astroworld)
Why was the world “Sicko Mode”? Because in 2018, Travis Scott turned an amusement park into an album and the beat-switch became a national holiday.… Read More »2018 Classic: Travis Scott (Astroworld)
2018 Legacy: The Adrian Beltre Retirement
Why was the “No Touching the Head” rule over? Because the most fun player in baseball retired, leaving a gap in the infield and a… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Adrian Beltre Retirement
2017 Classic: The Launch of Tesla Model 3 (First Deliveries)
Why was the line so long? Because Elon Musk finally gave us the “affordable” electric car, and we all realized that a car interior should… Read More »2017 Classic: The Launch of Tesla Model 3 (First Deliveries)
2017 Vintage: The “Believer” Imagine Dragons
I’m a believer! Mostly in the power of a heavy drum beat to make me feel like I can lift a car. Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Believer” Imagine Dragons
2017 Vintage: The 2017 Exit
“Why was 2017 so weird?” “Because it was the year we realized that reality is just a suggestion and memes are the new law.” Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The 2017 Exit
2017 Archive: The Draft Beer
“Non-fungible and ready to drink.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified