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2018 Legacy: The Adrian Beltre Retirement

Why was the “No Touching the Head” rule over? Because the most fun player in baseball retired, leaving a gap in the infield and a lot of untouched helmets.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder02/22/1996 00:16I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Full_House_Lover11/18/1999 03:23You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Dumb_And_Dumber03/20/2011 05:38So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@AOL_Instant_Msg12/11/2014 04:49I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Macarena_Dancer11/10/2010 17:14Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Binary_Boy02/21/2013 12:1701001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Bam_Margera_Fan05/16/2012 02:33Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

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