Why did the President call the virus that? Because it’s much harder to “build a wall” against something that doesn’t show up on a radar or a campaign poster.
Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 2020 “Lockdowns & Zoom Legacies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
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