Why did Dear Basketball win? Because Kobe’s jump shot is just as good in 2D.
Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2018 “Shape of Water, Fish Love & The Jet Ski Prize” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
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