2020 Classic: The 2020 Monolith Mystery

There are metal pillars appearing in deserts. At this point, I’m just waiting for the aliens to land and give us a review of Tiger King.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

Post Malone is a country star now. He’s officially completed eve...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

@Harry_Potter_0106/20/2003 03:05Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Pikachu_Fan_8804/12/2005 04:18Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Full_House_Michelle12/25/2011 17:49You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Nu_Metal_Kid06/23/1998 08:46I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Netscape_Now_B04/13/1997 02:22I clicked the button and it brought me here!