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2017 Legacy: Rihanna’s Flask

Why was she the most relatable person there? Because she spent the night sipping from a bedazzled flask and mouthing “I think it’s time for another shot” while the show dragged into its fourth hour.

Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes: The 2017 “Adele’s Heartbreak & Lemonade Justice” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nsync_Justin04/18/2000 17:10Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant01/09/1999 20:17They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Gnutella_User01/07/2012 12:19Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax09/25/1995 16:18I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Beavis_Cornholio02/03/2013 12:10I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Pedro_For_Pres12/19/2004 00:41Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Doge_Much_Funny06/02/1998 15:35Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

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