2013 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Will Smith? For playing a character so stoic he managed to drain the excitement out of every scene. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards… Read More »2013 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
2013 Vintage: The Bitcoin Peak (First One)
Why was the IT guy acting like a millionaire? Because he found a hard drive with 10 Bitcoins he bought in 2010 for $1. Part… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Bitcoin Peak (First One)
2012 Legacy: Skrillex’s Haircut
Why was he the talk of the night? Because he won three awards and proved that you can conquer the music world with one side… Read More »2012 Legacy: Skrillex’s Haircut
2011 Archive: The “S&M” Rihanna
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but the chains and whips are making the radio sensors very nervous. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2011 Archive: The “S&M” Rihanna
2011 Vintage: Charlie Sheen – “Winning”
Why was Uncle Dave talking about “Tiger Blood” and “Adonis DNA”? Because 2011 was the year of the ultimate celebrity meltdown, and we were all… Read More »2011 Vintage: Charlie Sheen – “Winning”
2011 Vintage: The Charlie Sheen Moment
Why did the sales lead shout “Winning!” after losing a client? Because it was 2011, and he had “Tiger Blood” instead of a realistic business… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Charlie Sheen Moment
2010 Classic: The Last Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because the chicken’s check cleared. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network”… Read More »2010 Classic: The Last Word
2010 Legacy: The Affordable Care Act (Obamacare)
Why did Joe Biden call it a “Big F***ing Deal”? Because passing it took so long and caused so many fights that half of Congress… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Affordable Care Act (Obamacare)
2010 Vintage: The Dog
I’m “barking” up the right cellular tower. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade… Read More »2010 Archive: The Hugo