“We’re going on a family road trip in a yellow van!” “If the clutch breaks, I’m leaving all of you in Arizona.”
Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The 2025 Fitness
"I'm doing 'Virtual Reality Boxing'!" "Did you win?" "No, I punc...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Leonida Reality
Why is life in 2025 like the new GTA? Because you can’t go five ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
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The OOP Relationship
A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Ghosting
"She ghosted me!" "In 2025, that's not rejection, it's just her ...read more »
49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
It really whips the llama's ass!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Slaying these jokes one by one.
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
We’re better than you, and we know it!