2003 Classic: The “Hey Ya!” Shake
André 3000 told us to shake it like a Polaroid picture, but Polaroid officially asked us to stop because it actually ruins the photo. Part… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Hey Ya!” Shake
2002 Legacy: The Die Another Day Ice Palace
A James Bond movie with an invisible car and an ice palace. We’ve officially reached the “video game” phase of 007. Part of the 76… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Die Another Day Ice Palace
2002 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Allison Janney? Because moving from Supporting to Lead and winning is like a pro athlete switching sports and winning the MVP. Part of the… Read More »2002 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
2001 Classic: The Belt
I’m a waist. I’m just “tight.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: Faith Hill
Why was she “Breathe”-ing everywhere? Because in 2000, country-pop was the only thing loud enough to drown out the sound of people still complaining about… Read More »2000 Legacy: Faith Hill
2000 Legacy: The Screen Saver Maze
Why was the clerk dizzy? He spent his lunch break watching the 3D pipes crawl across the screen. Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Screen Saver Maze
1999 Legacy: Adam Sandler (Big Daddy)
Why was he raising a kid? Because in 1999, Hollywood decided that if a guy who shouts “Scuba Steve” can be a father, anyone can.… Read More »1999 Legacy: Adam Sandler (Big Daddy)
1998 Classic: The Gap Discount
Why is The Gap the most popular store in D.C. in 1998? Because that’s where you buy the “Official Presidential Evidence” collection—now available in ‘Semen-Stain… Read More »1998 Classic: The Gap Discount
1998 Legacy: The Hallway Thermostat Patrol
Detecting a minor one-degree temperature drop from three rooms away and immediately roaring about the price of heating oil in the current market. Part of… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Hallway Thermostat Patrol
1998 Classic: The New Year
She’s already practicing her “disappointed face” for the 1999 party. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search Engines” Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Classic: The New Year