1997 Archive: The Cell Phone Status Symbol
An affluent parishioner placing a brick-sized mobile phone onto the pew cushion next to his hymnal just to show the entire congregation he is on… Read More »1997 Archive: The Cell Phone Status Symbol
1997 Legacy: Beanie Babies
Why was the table covered in small stuffed animals? Because Grandma convinced everyone that a “Purple Princess Diana Bear” was going to pay for the… Read More »1997 Legacy: Beanie Babies
1997 Archive: The As Good As It Gets
I told her I’m trying to be a better man. She told me to start by putting the toilet seat down. Part of the 65… Read More »1997 Archive: The As Good As It Gets
1997 Archive: Hanson (MMMBop)
Why was “MMMBop” the most confusing song of 1997? Because it took three brothers with long hair to prove that you can have a #1… Read More »1997 Archive: Hanson (MMMBop)
1997 Classic: The Barbie Girl
Why did the blonde think the song “Barbie Girl” was her national anthem? Because it described her “plastic” lifestyle perfectly. Part of the 54 Classic… Read More »1997 Classic: The Barbie Girl
1996 Classic: The PalmPilot Stylus
Nothing makes you feel more like a high-tech genius than losing a tiny plastic stick and realizing your entire schedule is now trapped in a… Read More »1996 Classic: The PalmPilot Stylus
1996 Classic: The Alarm Clock
Her voice is the only alarm clock that doesn’t have a snooze button. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition… Read More »1996 Classic: The Alarm Clock
1996 Vintage: Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore)
Why did we all start golfing? Because Sandler proved that the only thing missing from the PGA Tour was a guy who could punch Bob… Read More »1996 Vintage: Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore)
1996 Legacy: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to open this door! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Mustache
1996 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Melanie Griffith for Mulholland Falls? For proving that her voice can be just as distracting in a noir thriller as it is in a… Read More »1996 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress