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1997 Legacy: Beanie Babies

Why was the table covered in small stuffed animals? Because Grandma convinced everyone that a “Purple Princess Diana Bear” was going to pay for the kids’ college tuition.

Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor09/08/2012 11:01You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Zoolander_Blue05/05/2010 20:59Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Cyber_Security_X04/07/2006 04:05Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Tank_Operator09/02/2010 22:14Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green08/07/2011 00:05Super green! Hilarious!
@Karate_Kid_Wax08/12/2013 07:16Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Bill_Ted_Excell09/25/2010 21:40Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@First_World_P05/24/2014 08:08My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@GG_WP_9807/13/2000 02:58Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Fred_Channel_0607/17/2000 23:52HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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