The senior ministry hosting a virtual bowling and tennis championship in the fellowship hall, which ends abruptly when an elderly lady accidentally throws the wireless controller straight into the coffee urn because she refused to wear the safety wrist strap.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2018 “Smart Assistant Confessions, FaceID Pews & Blockchain Building Funds” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief...read more »
2025 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a d...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition
In 1997, church life was fully catching the digital wave while re...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Window AC Jet Engine
The livestream broadcast losing its audio feed for several second...read more »
2024 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
41 Religious Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Debut, Facebook Check-Ins & Angry Birds Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2010, church life officially stepped into a new decade, caught...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 1995 “Cassette Sermons, Overhead Projectors & Bingo Bulletins” Edition
In 1995, church life was a beautifully slow, analog experience wh...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2024 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary trying to take a picture with her smartphone...read more »
2024 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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