1996 Legacy: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to open this door!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

@Clueless_Cher08/03/2009 11:06As if! This is too funny.

@CRT_Degauss11/24/1999 09:00BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@WiFi_Zero_One09/27/1997 12:13Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@MTV_Unplugged05/13/2015 17:19Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Party_On_Garth09/18/2006 20:48I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Scumbag_Steve_X04/01/2009 07:22Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.