An affluent parishioner placing a brick-sized mobile phone onto the pew cushion next to his hymnal just to show the entire congregation he is on call.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
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2024 Archive: The Twitter Ministry Update
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39 Religious Jokes: The 2001 “Burning CDs, Nokia Texting & Fellowship Hall Upgrades” Edition
In 2001, church life was transitioning out of the millennium scar...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition
In 1997, church life was fully catching the digital wave while re...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Autonomous Rectory Intercom
The parish council installing an artificial intelligence receptio...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
2024 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition
In 2017, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition
In 2023, church life was fully immersed in the era of artificial ...read more »
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2024 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
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2024 Legacy: The Matching Shirt Directory
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2025 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
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2024 Archive: The Smart Thermostat App War
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
We created a monster... of a joke!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!