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1997 Archive: The Cell Phone Status Symbol

An affluent parishioner placing a brick-sized mobile phone onto the pew cushion next to his hymnal just to show the entire congregation he is on call.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner05/22/2010 21:32Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@AskJeeves_Fan11/14/2012 03:20Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Titanic_Jack08/11/2007 10:18I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Forrest_Gump_Running08/18/2014 02:20Laughing is as laughing does.
@Fargo_Marge07/01/1996 04:54Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Top_Gun_Maverick10/04/2012 16:31I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Weird_Science_G10/03/2010 07:43We created a monster... of a joke!
@Orange_Mocha_F07/31/2013 19:22Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

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