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1996 Vintage: Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore)

 Why did we all start golfing? Because Sandler proved that the only thing missing from the PGA Tour was a guy who could punch Bob Barker in the face.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict03/21/2009 18:43LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@SpaceJam_Fan05/11/2005 08:05Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Floppy_Disk_Hero05/13/2010 03:07I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@The_Real_Morpheus11/26/1998 14:13What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Student_Life_0112/07/1996 16:32Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@BitTorrent_0103/24/2007 01:38Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Korn_Follower09/11/2003 23:42Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Social_Media_G11/16/1997 18:40I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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