André 3000 told us to shake it like a Polaroid picture, but Polaroid officially asked us to stop because it actually ruins the photo.
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Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
The highest note of humor!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Not bad. Not bad at all.