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1995 Legacy: The Penny Hardaway

 Why was he “Lil’ Penny”? Because he had a puppet, a dream, and the best sneakers in the NBA not owned by a guy named Mike.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy04/27/1998 13:29Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Beavis_Butthead10/06/2004 00:00Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Wild_Thornberry11/07/2003 18:54Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Flashdance_What04/20/1997 05:35What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Party_On_Garth06/27/2002 04:07I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Keyboard_Cat_P05/18/2007 15:30Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Grumpy_Cat_Real08/27/2013 01:06I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Bernie_Mittens02/05/2015 20:03I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Charlie_Unicorn12/15/2012 04:20We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Hashtag_Master10/02/2002 08:18#funny #joke #retro #90s

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