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2017 Vintage: The “Believer” Imagine Dragons

 I’m a believer! Mostly in the power of a heavy drum beat to make me feel like I can lift a car.

Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve10/16/2014 10:24Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@MIRC_Operator03/03/1995 16:09/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Zelda_Link01/03/1999 18:27It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Jurassic_Park_Fan03/26/1998 16:05Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@X-Gen_Mark05/19/2008 19:26This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@SpiderMan_Peter10/13/1996 18:08My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Zip_Drive_Owner06/09/2007 03:25Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Yugioh_Duelist07/26/2014 21:31You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Brick_Tamland_L11/01/2014 13:38I love lamp. And I love this joke.

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