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2009 Vintage: The Penélope Cruz Victory

Why did she win for Vicky Cristina Barcelona? Because she proved that if you scream in Spanish at Javier Bardem for two hours, the Academy will eventually give you a statue just to calm things down.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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