2023 Classic: The Microsoft-Activision Merger

Why did the antitrust lawyer love 2023? Because “Call of Duty” became a billable unit of measurement for 18 months.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

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When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

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In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

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He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

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Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

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@Linux_Kernel_0.112/14/2003 03:44Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Geocities_Neighbor06/01/2001 09:39Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Blade_Runner_201908/26/2000 11:44All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Breakfast_Club_B09/16/1997 01:56Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Beanie_Campbell06/02/2012 20:00True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Bebo_Lover_0508/05/1997 16:43Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!