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2006 Legacy: The Facebook Open

 A guy says, “Now everyone can join Facebook, not just college kids!” The bartender says, “Great, now my mom can see what I do at work.”

Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
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The Neutron Special
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2025 Archive: The Turing Test
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The Two Guys
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Survivor07/01/2012 10:36I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Jurassic_Park_Grant08/16/2008 21:24They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Sion_Partier06/27/1995 08:35The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Success_Kid_Win03/21/1998 19:56Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Infoseek_Explorer02/21/2004 05:42Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Aliens_Guy_Hair08/03/2004 06:18I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
@Mobile_Web_0111/22/2003 13:42Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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