2003 Archive: Freddy vs. Jason

Why were the two monsters fighting? Because the 80s called and wanted to know who would win in a dream-slash-lake-cabin battle.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the pizzeria even scarier? Because the toys got an upgrad...read more »

A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »

Why were the zombies so sophisticated? Because after nearly three...read more »

Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »

Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics ...read more »

Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »

In 2018, Halloween was a mix of cosmic tragedy and battle royale ...read more »

Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »

Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »

Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to t...read more »

Why did the girl look like a mix between a unicorn, a pirate, and...read more »

Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »

Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »

Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »

@Encarta_Explorer04/17/2011 09:41I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Melrose_Place_Fan02/03/2015 02:20Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Donnie_Darko_8809/06/2011 05:26Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Nirvana_Teen09/21/1998 17:37Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy05/21/1999 04:08That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!