2009 Archive: The FarmVille
A guy’s phone pings. He says, “Hold on, I have to go harvest my virtual corn or my neighbors will think I’m a bad farmer.”… Read More »2009 Archive: The FarmVille
2009 Legacy: The Chris Paul Trade Rumors
Why was New Orleans nervous? Because the best point guard in the league was starting to look like he wanted a bigger stage. Part of… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Chris Paul Trade Rumors
2009 Archive: The Terminator Salvation
Why the “Christian Bale Rant”? For a movie that was almost eclipsed by a leaked audio recording of the lead actor yelling at a lighting… Read More »2009 Archive: The Terminator Salvation
2008 Archive: Worst Dressed (The 2008 Satin Disaster)
Why so much shiny fabric? Because the red carpet looked like it was tailored from the curtains of a luxury hotel in Las Vegas. Part… Read More »2008 Archive: Worst Dressed (The 2008 Satin Disaster)
2008 Classic: The Laptop Resolution
Why was 1366×768 the “New Standard”? Because it was the perfect shape for a movie and a spreadsheet to fail simultaneously. Part of the 67… Read More »2008 Classic: The Laptop Resolution
2007 Classic: Juno
Why was everyone talking like a 1940s detective? Because Diablo Cody convinced 2007 that pregnant teenagers were the wittiest people on the planet. Part of… Read More »2007 Classic: Juno
2007 Legacy: The Chris Crocker Fan
“LEAVE THE LIGHT BULB ALONE! It’s going through a lot right now!” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Chris Crocker Fan
2007 Archive: The “Tactical” Pen
Why did it become a thing? Because in 2007, we realized that if you run out of ammo, you can always write a very aggressive… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Tactical” Pen
2006 Vintage: The Stephen Colbert Debut
Why the “Colbert Report” hype? For a man who created a character so Republican that real Republicans didn’t realize he was joking. Part of the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Stephen Colbert Debut
2006 Classic: The “Ridin'” Chamillionaire
Why was the local police officer so busy? Because everyone was “rollin’, they hatin’,” and trying to see if they could catch us “ridin’ dirty”… Read More »2006 Classic: The “Ridin’” Chamillionaire