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2007 Classic: Juno

 Why was everyone talking like a 1940s detective? Because Diablo Cody convinced 2007 that pregnant teenagers were the wittiest people on the planet.

Part of the 31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_305/19/2005 13:56Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Myspace_Tom01/17/2008 17:23I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Memento_Guy10/10/2003 02:02Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo02/20/2009 04:40Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Llamas_With_Hats11/30/2000 18:01Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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